MEH.

We showed up. That's already more than we promised.

Official team gesture

Aiming for the middle, and usually hitting it.

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Season record

Statistically unremarkable

7wins, mostly by forfeit

7losses, all respectable

2ties, our favorite outcome

.500win rate, precisely

The Meh-ter: set today's team effort

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The roster

Captain (reluctantly). Built this website instead of practicing.

Strategist. The strategy is "let's see what happens."

Snack coordinator. Undefeated in this role.

Hype squad of one. Current hype level: moderate.

Four players, no subs. Applications (see below) are accepted and gently ignored.

The MEH creed

Good enough is good enough.Perfection is someone else's team.
Everyone plays. Nobody sweats.Exertion is optional; attendance is strongly encouraged.
Win humbly, lose shruggingly.The scoreboard is a suggestion.
The after-party is the main event.The game is just the pre-game.

Upcoming

Date	Event	Where	Status
Thu Oct 2	vs. The Overachievers	Field 3, probably	Likely
Thu Oct 9	vs. Try Harder FC	Away	Likely
Sat Oct 18	Team social: pizza, zero drills	TBD	Definitely
Thu Oct 23	Practice	Field 1	Unlikely

Sample dates. Swap in the real schedule anytime.

Recruiting

No tryouts. No pressure. No real idea what we're doing. If that sounds fine, you're already a good fit.

Requirements: a pulse and a tolerance for ties.